The Eagle.

There are two forms of Caitlin:

Caitlin 1: The happy Caitlin who loves the world and everyone in it.

and

Caitlin 2: The Caitlin who finds reason to hate anything she may have loved two seconds ago.

The best way to differentiate between the two Caitlins is to determine the focus of whatever the subject may be, and figure out if she got what she wanted or not. 

Like, today. Apparently the President of the United States came to Orange County today. I had heard about it yesterday and really wanted a ticket to go to the presentation. But because I had school (which was, by the way, completely pointless, seeing as we had CAHSEE testing today so I had nothing to do), I couldn't go. 

Therefore, rather than being super excited about the Eagle coming to town, I griped all day about how horrible traffic would be after school. 

I obviously don't have the mental capacity to handle these miniscule details of the planet.